a clown wedding

A clown wedding-The marriage of Jonah Logan of the Daredevil Opera Company and Sabrina from Circus Orange
-a long but rather incomplete description of events.

I always wondered what would happen if one of my circus friends got married...

We get there at night after meeting at the airport, I, coming from visiting my lovely parents in the rolling green lush of Athens, Ohio and the rest of The New York crew popping up from the city. We are all Bindlestiff alumni aside from Amy Conan, Magic Brian's girl friend, who is rather upset because Delta sent her and Brian's bags with their wedding clothes to Vermont. Una the aerialist is here and her man, accordion rock vocalist god, Corn Mo (who I commandeered into being the next Bindlestiff musician one night in a giant Dallas frat bar, when he opened for us). We are all old friends and it's wonderful when these circus people meet each other. Our immediate reaction is to laugh. I love that about the circus folks, they really get a kick out of each other, we are contantly grinning at each other and joking. We love being around each other.

We arrive at the Vision and Design compound which is the Logan family's business that includes fire works and a full fabrication shop. Its about 2 hours outside of Toronto in the middle of no-where. I'm looking forward to seeing them all again, they are really great people .This is where we built and rehearsed all the Daredevil Opera Company shows. It's dark when we get there. There is a new 150 foot tower they've built above the tree line to catch the internet right next to the clowndominium I can't wait to climb it.

We hear a vehicle tearing through the dark path in the woods and know it's Jonah coming to get us. We stand in a line goofily, arms around each other to great him and he pulls up in a fantastic Thai taxi cart, bedecked with curved rails and colored lights. We hop on and we are off through the trees on a twisting path lined with candles, past the "dangerous turtle pond" (Jonah has a fear of fish and other swimming creatures...parents watch what you name your kids) and into the clearing of a former asparagus field. It's beautiful, the tent rises, lined with lights and I feel like I'm Harry Potter arriving to school for the first time. It's magic.


It's a small beautiful circus tent, red and yellow stripped with twin peaks. Inside the ten, hand made wooden benches and coctail tables with single logs for supports-bark in-tack, a little stage and the crew putting the final touches on everything. A moon pinata hangs from the ceiling with 50-60 strings hanging off to it, each attached into the body. Becks from The Circus Orange doesn't recognize me. The last time she and Tom Comet saw me was years ago when we all did Rocket Johnny and Roxxane Rolls Death Stunt Show in Australia. I had very little hair and it was died Orange!. (I remember that Jonah and Tom trying to find the right strength pyro-charge in order to blow up a Watermelon. They didn't want it totally vaporize the Watermelon but also it could not throw chunks. It was for William Tell like bit where a character uses the Assblaster 3 to shoot a watermellon off another clowns head.) In the tent there is a running tap of good beer and Jonah pulls out a bottle of Canadian Rye whiskey, which tastes very young compared to the petey scottish stuff I like. It is still delightful. We don't get to meet Sasha, who owns the tent. Apparenlty he is 60 years old with the body of a very fit 28 year old, is a great character and has a 40 year old wife who is a belly dancer with a PHD.

The next day I get to see my Daredevil composing/sound design partner Paul Weir, it's been quite awhile and since then he went back to school and became an EMT. We sit in a trailer with a table full of musical toys and practice a tribute to the couple that I had been devising. We click right together, experimenting and suggesting and commenting. They used to call us the "Odd Couple" when we where building the score for Anti-Gravity's Crash Test Dummies for the New Victory Theater. We would work right next to each other, Paul's computer station neat and immaculate next to my mess of chords, drum machine and guitar pedals. "Can I have my headphones?" he once asked and I had to unbind them slowly from the industrial spaghetti.

The next morning Amy and Magic stop by the thrift store for some new clothes, Brian gets a great cowboy shirt and Amy gets a dress that would look perfect at a Junior Prom in the 80s.. It is supposed to rain all weekend but it doesn't, in fact the day of the wedding, the sun even comes out a bit a couple of times. The wedding starts with an industrial bubble machine spewing bubbles over the field, the caterers canopy, the 4 BBQ pits and the smoker for cooking all kinds of meats, the vats for cooking hot dogs, corn dogs and sweet potatoe chips, the cotton candy machine the carmel corn, the fire pit and all the little seating areas they've set up in the field and of course the circus tent which has flags flying at each peak. There will be amazing food and so much of it. The entire night will be endless amounts of food. To start off we have the best corn dogs of our lives, truely amazing bison sliders (meat raised locally) with pickelled local relish, peppers andtomatoe/cherry catsup and then and then...the hordurves start making there rounds, giant bbqs shrimp, stuffed mushrooms, thai-spring rolls, slices of BBQ duck, bruschetta. I allmost back into the hot oil of for the sweet potatoe chips (idiot), oh yes, there are also lamb chops and the food has barely gotten started.


After a long time of eating and socializing. I hear that the wedding party is soon going to make an appearence but no-one planned a wedding march! Fish who is the musician who took over for me when the Death stunt show went to the Sydney Opera House (and works allot with Circus Orange), says he'll play something and ends up playing the pre-show music that I wrote for the show (which was originally Bindlestiff music) mixed with his own pre-show melody. Finally the Cajun band comes through the path in the woods and plants themselves for a few songs at the entrance of the tent. They go in a we follow. Everyone takes a seat. Three circular circus platforms are in the center ring. Finally two young boys come into the tent pulling wagons with little girls throwing flowers, the groom's men in their white trimmed black jackets, the bride's maids in their floor length dresses and the groom looking ridiculously handsome. ( I once wrote a song for him in the Bindlestiff Cirkus. "he's pretty and sweet and he smells like meat, the most handsomest man in the world. from the tip of his nose to the corns on his feet, the most handsomest man in the world, all the ladies bend over, when he walks by and stick their rumps in the air, but he ignores them, even though they cry, when your this handsome, you just dont care!..." ) And she is just beautiful, looking like a young Joni Mitchell in many ways. Sabrina has such a bright energy you can tell she is lovely lovely soul.

The ceremony. I wont do it justice here, I wish I could. The master of ceremonies is Neil smart looking fellow with grey hai. He talks a bit then introduces us the person...er creature who will be performing the actually ceremony, who is female buffoon cat clown by the name of FOO that speaks in her own language. Neil then translates her babble to the audience. I don't know, it at the time but they are partners. It's a great clown/straight man relationship. Foo standing on one platform Jonah and Sabrina standing on the other two platforms, her babbling the ceromoney with ALLOT of gusto, the audience delighted and laughing. Neil, then translating what comes out into rather traditional vows. FOO loosing it a couple of times, babbling implications of Jonah's future of drinking and laziness and Sabrina's naggin and Neil skipping that part. It's very funny. The rings are brought out by one of thes boy. Jonah puts on her ring and and says "I love you because..(says something very sweet) and FOO rants/babbles at them from the stage and then storms out..then everyone with drinks and then the bride and groom are prounounced in from of family and community, man and wife, they kiss and BOOOOOMM!!! of course, confetti rains down on them and everyone while they kiss. The community then all took a string from the moon and we all pulled it apart, raining candy everywhere.


Then dinner starts, station after stations serving, smoked ribs, brisquet, lettuce rapped burritoes, curry, cheeses, wonderful toppings and sides, pulled pork, pies and I can't remember what else...and just in case thats not enough jars of candy and lots of beer and whiskey. Speaches are made for the couple, Sabrina's dear friend Lindey Goodtimes is the master of ceremonies, Jonah's old room mate in college, who is now a business man, leads the grooms men in a speech, Paul Weir and I play a love song for the couple on multiple canister music boxes, whistling and bells and there are trapeze acts.

There is a VERY funny dance/skit about the love story of Jonah and Sabrina and how they met on Circus Orange shows from the Circus Orange crew. Jonah's sister Tanya, has a little kid, named Sadie, who sings a really steller version "Home on the Range". (She's just like her granny everyone says, she used to sing all the time). Jonah's father who is a man of few words shocks Jonah by making the longest speach Jonah has ever heard. Later onstage Jonah is obvioulsy a bit stunned " I've never heard my father say so many words at one time in his life!" Jonah expresses that he is not sure what his 90 year old grandma thought of the whole thing and is not sure if she is still even there. She is actually is and in fact she stays till midnight. Una and I spend some time with her, she is a really lovely soul. Her cane has the handle of a saw and she later sits in a borrowed mens suit jacket and a hat lent to her for the cold. Becks makes sure she knows when somethings about to happen so she'll be there to see it.

Una makes a beautiful speech about meeting Jonah and how when she was questioning if she needed dance training or schooling of some sort to make her act really pop, he told her "you have it, you are already there". She talks in her forward pushing wonderful way about how much she wishes ma and pa Bindle, Keith and Steph could be there and elequenly gives love from the New York crew. We have tears in our eyes. Jonah does also. The Cajun band plays, the rock band, Goodtimes, plays, led by a great singer who is Lindsey's husband, Sabrina's I-pod pushes old school hip hop and micheal jacksons thriller into the tent. We dance and dance. Late night there is more food, poutine (an amazing dish of gravy, fries and cheese curd), battered fish..and god I don't remember what else. We dance more.

There is a giant picture frame where you step on a lever and it takes your photo. Una plays with it all night slowing doing a strip tease, Magic and I mug for the camera as potentially gay lovers, Una and I break the bottom of the frame by trying to put our legs over it all the while taking photos of us and the camera crew trying to fix it. sillyness and more sillyiness. lots of dancing, the Orange crew doing choreographed routines from their shows on the dance floor ( I didn't realize this, I thought they where just amazingly in-sinc with each other and making it all up)
There so many lovely people at this event and I don't meet even half of them.

At then end of the Circus Orange skit, which again, was just funny and wonderful, they start a parade which leads us all outside into the field. Earlier that night while magic brain and New York Crew where drinking and laughing, Magic looks up says. "We are so lucky..we are so lucky...not because of what we do, we chose to live the lives we lead but because of the people we get to be with this, because of this..." he sweeps his hand around the tent. "We are so lucky."

In the field the fireworks begin. Eric Cardinal designed it. I can honestly say I've never been so moved by a fire works display or that I've ever actually been moved at all by a fireworks display aside from the love of the boom. BOOM! The display starts with small bursts in the air. Two rockets go at slight angles from each other with a soft rocket exploding in between, it happens several times. Wow. We get it. we feel it. rapid fire rockets shoot, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang bang bang, larger bursts higher and higher and finally a huge burst, soft with multi-colored drops falling. love my friends, it's love. true love. There is the love of the couple, love of the friends, love of the family and the love of life and yes I know I am one one of the luckiest peole who ever lived, all of us in that field are. All good wishes and long love to you Jonah and Sabrina you are two rockets burning bright exploding again and again.

...morning...breakfast was pretty amazing also, with wild blueberries from Quebec, homemade yogurt, potatoes, eggs and locally made sweet garlic sausages. Jonah is walking leaning at bit on a cane. It has a magnet embedded in the handle and he's trying to steal things out of my pocket and jewlery off women's necks. Sabrina is dressed in a smart lithe cowgirl outfit. Magic Brian is hung over and can't find exedrine but I ask the moms sitting in the circle, I know they'll have it and they do. Corn Moe is happily munching away. After taking picture after picture, (Una is a great one armed camera person) we get one more photo with Paul Wier and Jonah. I did pace myself well with the food that night. Actually the whole crew is a bit dissapointed that I don't eat quite the mass quantities of food I used to but my lust of good sausage is intact. Those sweet sausages are the best sausages I've ever eaten in my life. I wrote this at the house of Tom Comet and Becks who run Circus Orange, then housed me and fed my an amazing omlet and good coffee. Tomorrow I have a Sxip's Hour of Charm at Joe's Pub and then the band is off to Megan Wyler's wedding in Italy...Itally....yum yum. I can't wait.